Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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