It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Lo siento on account of my penis...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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