Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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