Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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