Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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