It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
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So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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