Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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