i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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