i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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