That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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