You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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