why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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