Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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