I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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