you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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