Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
And then my night got REAL pukey
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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