i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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