I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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