Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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