Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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