i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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