She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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