I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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