I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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