Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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