i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
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