I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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