You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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