my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
He kissed a someone with a penis
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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