I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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