Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Never underestimate the power of titties
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