Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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