I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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