he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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