Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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