my sisters under your porch take her home
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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