I'm gonna have a badass scar
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
where are you?
Hypothermia
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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