My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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