Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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