Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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