good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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