You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i just made my gag reflex go away.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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