Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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