similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I understand Curling. That high.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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