oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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