I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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