You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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