hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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