I'm eating all of the evidence.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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