I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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