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Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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