Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I cut my penus on the lid.
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I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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