my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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