That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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