I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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