Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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